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Pineapple, coconut cream and white rum, blended cold — the drink that loses least without the alcohol.

Of every classic worth remaking without alcohol, the piña colada gives up the least. Coconut cream brings the weight, pineapple brings the acid and the sugar, and the ice brings the cold — none of which the rum was doing in the first place. Take the rum out of a martini and you have a problem. Take it out of a piña colada and you have a piña colada.
What the rum alternative adds is the vanilla-and-molasses note underneath, which is why it is worth putting in rather than making a pineapple smoothie and calling it something else.
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Hurricane glass or large tumbler · Pineapple wedge
Per drink: about 335 calories and 49 g sugar. Estimated from the bottle's label and USDA data.
Shake everything hard with ice and strain over fresh ice in a tall glass. Lighter, sharper, and ready in a fraction of the time — this is how it is made in Puerto Rico as often as not.
Use frozen pineapple chunks in place of half the ice. Denser, colder, and it does not water down as it sits.
Cream of coconut is already sweetened, so cut it to 45ml and lengthen the lime. The pineapple comes forward and the drink stops tasting like dessert.
Coconut milk instead of cream of coconut, with a bar spoon of sugar syrup. Thinner and much less sweet — a different drink, and a good one.
A dark rum alternative poured over the back of a spoon on top. Molasses and spice against the coconut, and it looks like something.
Blend in batches and keep it in the freezer between rounds. It holds for about an hour before it separates; a ten-second blast in the blender brings it back.
Cream of coconut is sweetened and thick — Coco López is the usual brand. Coconut milk is unsweetened and much thinner, so it makes a lighter, less sweet drink that needs sugar syrup to balance. Both work; they are just different drinks, and most recipes mean the first.
Both are correct. Blended is the version most people picture — thick, frozen, slow to drink. Shaken and poured over ice is lighter, sharper and takes thirty seconds, and it is how the drink is often served where it comes from.
Cream of coconut is already sugared and pineapple juice brings more. Cut the coconut to 45ml, keep the lime at 15ml, and taste before adding anything. The lime is doing more work here than it looks.
Without it you have a very good pineapple and coconut drink. With it you get the vanilla and molasses note underneath that makes it read as a piña colada rather than a smoothie. It is the one bottle here worth buying.
A white one with a little sweetness. Lyre's White Cane has marzipan and coconut notes that suit the drink; RONSIN, labeled 0.0%, is warmer, with molasses and vanilla.
Lyre's White Cane is labeled under 0.5%. For 0.0%, use RONSIN, or leave the rum out: pineapple, coconut and lime are still a very good drink.
In a hurricane glass if you own one and a large tumbler if you do not, and take it outside. This is an afternoon drink rather than an aperitif — it is sweet, it is filling, and it does not want food alongside it.
If you are serving several, make the shaken version rather than the blended one. It is faster, it holds better, and nobody has to hear the blender.
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